CULT OF MICHAEL JACKSON

CULT OF MICHAEL JACKSON

10 Laws of the Boogie:

1. You shall have no other pop Gods or Kings before MJ.

2. You shall strive to make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth, you shall boogie and keep thy faith and strive to be all that you can be.

3. You shall blame it on the boogie, knowing you are a dancin’ machine and scream thy name.

4. Observe the nine to five day, and then at night you shall enjoy yourself, groove as the MJ commands you.

5. Start with the man in the mirror, honor yourself, make your father proud and your mother smile, love everyone, so that your days may be long and that it may go well with you in the land that thy idol MJ is commanding thee to enjoy.

6. You shall obey the rule that nobody shall hurt anybody else.

7. You shall not stop until you get enough.

8. Nor shall you be a smooth criminal, nor a macho man, and when in doubt just beat it.

9. Neither shall you victimize or scheme, upon penalty of a scream. Be careful of what you do, ‘cause the lie becomes the truth. Before you judge, try hard to love.

10. Your girl is yours and my girl is mine. Neither shall you be a Billie Jean or cause a scene. Do as your mother says and be careful of who you love.


1:1 - Beat It

O men of MJ, flee these things; when man has bright fire in his eyes, with words to follow. Follow after righteousness, godliness, faith, love, patience, meekness. Do not fight, but beat it.

Spears and snares are in the way of your forward, but for you to keep your soul, may you flee from such. Like a bird and swallow, take flight and flee here and there, so the curse that is given in vain shall not light upon a man. MJ knows no one wants to be defeated, but thy funk shall pay the price! It does not matter who is wrong or right. Know the man fleeing shall have no man chasing him, but the righteous shall stand as a lion in this principle and be rewarded. Flee these evil desires of striking back and beat it, pursue righteousness, faith, love and peace, along with those who call on MJ out of a pure heart.

2:2 - Off The Wall

Therefore, take the whole armor of the boogie so that you shall withstand the workday of nine-to-five.

Be strong and wear this armor in the grand style of stayin’ alive. And having done it all up, boogie it down tonight, all night.

Stand therefore, having guided your groove with truth, having put on the madness, and shod your feet with the equipment of the gospel of shake. Besides all these, taking the shield of music, with which you can quench all the flaming darts of the working one, and know life ain’t so bad when you live it off the wall. Thou shalt take the moment of enjoying oneself, and the sword of the spirit, which is the word of MJ-Amen.

3:3 - If ‘N I Was God
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. God said, let there be light: and there was. However, before God divided the light from the darkness, MJ moonwalked up and sang softly unto him, “If ‘n I was God, I won’t set the sun at night, ‘till everyone is treated right, by everyone else they see.” Then MJ called the light Day, and the darkness Night.

MJ said, “If ‘n I was God, let there be wisdom between my people’s ears, and nobody needs to hut nobody else.”

Next MJ made the waters gather together and he let the earth bring forth grass, beauty and the tree.

And MJ blessed everyone, saying. “Be fruitful, and be wise, so everyone shall realize that everywhere beneath the sun and moon was good.” The whole world celebrated, everybody touch everybody’s hand, ah yeah! MJ made one simple commandment, “You got to love everybody.”

And MJ saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good.

4:4 - Money

Whoever trusts in his riches will fall, but the righteous shall flourish like a green leaf. It is the devil’s game, with greed and lust. For thy love of money is the root of all evil, which causes man to stray from the faith, and pierce themselves through with many sorrows. Be even wary of church and those who pretend to preach Hollywood. Be wary, for their schemes are all around.

But thou, o man of MJ, flee these things; and follow after righteousness, godliness, faith, love, patience, meekness. Be not those who do anything for money, those who kill, and are foolish.

These are harmful desires, which plunge men into ruin. For whore mongers, men-stealers, liars, perjured persons, and any other thing that is contrary to sound financial doctrine defile themselves. They will fall into temptation and a snare, and into many foolish and hurtful lusts, which drown men into destruction and perdition!

5:5 - Stranger In Moscow

Be a home for the lonely, those who wander in the rain with no support, and those that are deserted and for whom life is a mask. They are feelin’ like a refugee. They dwell in a flooded land, sunny days far away. Hidden demons are belittlin’ them, covered in the shadow of their Father’s dreams that won’t let them be. They wander like floods when the rain would not let them be.

Weep with those who weep, give heed to their cries, know how it feels when you are alone, clouds here to stay, cold deep inside like those strangers in Moscow.

Be free from fame and take away thy name. Be the beggar child and let them know, that all the happy days will be as a flood and drown the pain. Make it so they might hear.

6:6 - Man in the Mirror

Now the commandment is charity out of a pure heart and of a good conscience, and of faith unfeigned. Look upon your reflection in the mirror, and change your own faults and thou shalt love man with all thy heart, thy soul, thy mind, and thy strength: this is the first commandment. Keep your heart with all diligence, for out of it are the issues of life, be not a victim of selfish love. Make that change and as MJ commands, you will feel good.

MJ sings that thy actions are reflected by thy attitudes and intentions. Speak truth instead of falsehood, work and give to others instead of stealing, speak of good instead of evil, and show kindness and forgiveness instead of anger and bitterness.

Stand up and sing: “Hee-hee! Ooo, make that change man in the mirror, it is goin’ to feel real good! Ooo, yeah, the world will be a better place, now stand up right now!” On this commandment hangs all the law of the prophets.

7:7 - Remember the Time

The MJ sings. Rise up, and remember lost love, my fair one! For, lo, the winter is past and the rain is over and gone from when you fall out of love. The innocent flowers and thoughts of heaven will pass. As MJ commands, do not forget. Love will not always last until dawn. Non-believers will let go and the time of the singing of birds shall go into winter’s abyss. All the days of the fig tree that putteth forth her green figs will crumble. Arise, with love, my fair one, and go away!

Remember the time thy love was with honor, because thee had a good reward for your labor. Woe to him who is alone when he falls, woe is my heart now that I do not hear you call. Let thy fountain be blessed, and rejoice with the women of your youth. As a loving deer and a graceful doe, remember her breast and always be enraptured with her love. I speak of the tongues of women and of angels and remember the time of thy love!

8:8 - Liberian Girl

At times, love travels great distances. If this happens to you, let you kiss each other with the kisses of your mouth so that your love is more than wine when together. Your lover is yours, and she his. This brand new love will change you and make you feel. Let it change you and as scripture of old, let you love one another, for MJ and whoever loves has been born of MJ and knows MJ sings love.

Anyone who does not love shall not know MJ, because MJ is love. By this we know that we abide in him and him in us, because he has given us of his dancing Spirit. And this commandment we have from him; whoever loves MJ must be open to a love from all nations.

The fruit of love is the seeds of smiles, and forever is your joy. “Ooh,” exclaimed MJ, thus we want and carry this love for all time!

9:9 - Thriller

The King MJ said on the sixth night, very close to midnight, something evil would lurk, the cold dead hand coming would be nigh. Across the earth, the devil will rise his dead, they will be alive; their bodies will rise. You, who dwell in the moonlight, wake up and shout for terror, as the devil tempts you closer. Lean in, his ghouls are out to get you! Their body dew is like morning dew, as the earth will give birth to her dead.

Go, my people, enter your rooms and shut the doors behind you; hide yourselves for a little while until his wrath has passed by. You’re fighting for your life from this gruesome killer.

Your covenant with death will not be annulled; your agreement with the grave will stand. When the overwhelming scourge sweeps by, you will be beaten down by it and know you are out of time.

Thy people shall become like walking corpses, their flesh rotting away. Their eyes will shrivel in their sockets, and their tongues will decay in their mouths. On that day they will be terrified, stricken by great panic. This is the end.

It comes for those without the soul for boogie or getting down, it will carry you away; morning after morning, by day, by night, it will sweep through and stand you in front of the barking beasts of hell.

The graves will open and from all the tombs; the saints which slept arise. This night, you fight to stay alive because no living mortal can resist the constant evil of this spine-chiller.

The devil will release his foulest stink into the night and this funk shall last more than forty thousand years. These ghastly resurrected ghouls will seal your second coming!

Fight for your life and shout: “Oooh how, ow! Heeee!” Fight for your life!

10:10 - ABC

The Song of Songs, which is Jackson’s, you and me, that’s how easy love can be…

For your love is better than ABC. Because your fragrance is better than Do Re Mi, 123 babe, lead me girl. We will remember thy love more than math: what 2 plus 2 makes. Tell me, o thou whom my soul loveth; sit yourself down and repeat after me: love is better than ABC.

If thou know not, I will teach you to sing it. I have compared thee, o my love, in reading, writing and arithmetic. Now please don’t hit me with the branches of the learning tree.

Thy cheeks are lovely like rows of jewels, girl. Now the king sitteth at his table, your education ain’t complete. Let’s get schooled my beloved who is unto me like a cluster, I just have to add two! This is all you got to do!

Behold, shake it, my love; behold, ABC, thou hast made it as easy as 123. Love is better than ABC. Because your fragrance is better than Do Re Mi, that is how easy your love is to me!